Crooked as a Snake's Hiss

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:53:47 GMT

Looonely.

Kiss. Kill. Dog my God.

Wed, 28 May 2008 17:33:13 GMT

Whaaa~I'm BORED. SOMEONE ENTERTAIN ME~!

Fri, 09 May 2008 19:31:04 GMT

HELLO, ECONTRA!

Why are we depressed today~!?

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:50:21 GMT

Be sure, El that in your evolution you do not REPEAT SINS OF THE PAST NOW. Hunting me down but not LOOKING, never ever LOOKING. Henh henh henh....

Sure, things only ever become real when they bring you harm, I think. Then you love them or crush them as you I'm sure you tried to crush me. Bring in the B, then DESTROY IT, HMMM?

I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me,

I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee,
Ouch! It stung me!

I'm squishing up the baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me,

I'm squishing up a baby bumblebee,
Ooh! It's yucky!

I'm wiping off the baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me,

I'm wiping off the baby bumblebee,
Now my mommy won't be mad at me!

Consider me "squished". Pity about those cuffs, though, hmm? Pity I can't die.

WHO WANTS TO GO THROW THINGS AT PEOPLE IN THE PARK?

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:43:38 GMT

The city is a fixer-upper. Would you believe I miss the compound? So much cozier. Now meeting people requires effort, how annoying. ~~Not that it matters. You are all so....STOP the pointless chatter...~~

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Are you doing any better?

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:03:56 GMT

Oh dear we're LEAVING. And no friends in my Group, nobody for B to talk to. Yes. Woe is B.

((...Folks in Group 2 are free to pester Beyond.))

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:40:51 GMT

O falling fire and piercing cry
and panic, and a weak mailed fist
clenched ignorant against the sky!

How EXCITING~!

When the cross blue lightning seemed to open
The breast of heaven, I did present myself
Even in the aim and very flash of it.

Burn
Burn

BURN!!!

HENH HENH HENH~!!!

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:26:29 GMT

Oh, Tanuuukiiii~

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:40:02 GMT

[Voice Post]

*cough*

El, are you okay? Is anyone dead?

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:58:33 GMT

What a dreadful odor.

A true offense to my senses
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What a dreadful odor.

A true offense to my senses

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:10:33 GMT

Bored, bored, bored, bored and lonely and how dreadful it is that my preferred pastimes are not allowed here. At least I have my manga. Zozozozo...~~but oh, how my knives thirst...Take lives, take them at their time. I am the Reaper. Tick, tick, tick...~~

Everyone in my happy household is a bore. Someone please entertain me~

Now, a haiku:

how much applesauce
would it take to fill my tub?
a lot, that's how much

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 23:24:50 GMT

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El...have you ever been happy?

Guess who hacked L's latest entry?

Sat, 08 Mar 2008 18:26:59 GMT

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WHAT HAPPENED?

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:29:57 GMT

Why?

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:55:44 GMT

I hurt my thumb.

TANUKI, COME KISS IT BETTER!

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:25:33 GMT

Everybody is diii~ffereeeent. Funny stuff. Funny, funny.

Where's the Tanuki gone? I haven't seem him anywhere. MAYBE HE'S A PHEASANT!

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 06:59:47 GMT

The greatest happiness is seeing someone you like stay happy. Right?

Zettai daijōbu da yo! No it won't.

Hey, hey! Remember that game where I disemboweled you? Let's play THAT again!

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 01:19:40 GMT

Unconditional love also includes—the ardent desire to be abused: at that point it is a defiance directed against itself, and out of its devotion the very wish for self-annihilation finally arises: “Drown in this sea!”

Tak o tanha toe ein otagh, bi to hastam…
Hala bi to dar be dar baroon mibare…
Toe ein shabe bahari to door az man..
Bia einja setare be man begu are.

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:44:50 GMT

...Dying hurts...

((ooc: He was in a coma and not actually dead.))

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 17:34:36 GMT

L...

Nothing's gonna harm you
Not while I'm around
Nothing's gonna harm you
No sir, not while I'm around
Demons are prowling everywhere
Nowadays
I'll send 'em howling I don't care
I got ways

No one's gonna hurt you
No one's gonna dare
Others can desert you
Not to worry, whistle, I'll be there

Demons'll charm you with a smile, for a while
But in time, nothing can harm you
Not while I'm around

Being close and being clever, ain't like being true
I don't need to - I would never hide a thing from you
Like some

No one's gonna hurt you
No one's gonna dare
Others can desert you
Not to worry, whistle, I'll be there

Demons'll charm you with a smile, for a while
But in time, nothin' can harm you
Not while I'm around.

...Okay...

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam

Down, down

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

...........Right.

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 03:41:37 GMT

Pom Poko is a funny movie.

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:57:54 GMT

I chipped my nail. Someone give me a manicure~

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...Do you hate me?

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What day is today?
It's Matt's Birthday,
What a great day for a Birthday,
Let's all have some cake.

...and you smell like one too

((ooc: He knitted you presents.))

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:44:47 GMT

Good Mo~oorni~iing

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Which one of you is a Fox?

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:20:08 GMT

Ow

((ooc: Yeah, guess whose cuffs are eternally buzzing right now?))

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:46:14 GMT

Oh my, it seems I am in fact rather good at crochet.

Look! Look at what I made!

Crooked as a Snake's Hiss

*Guess who hacked L's latest entry?*

Guess who hacked L's latest entry?